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your-mind-is-nirvana:

kioskstuck:

phoebebuffayvevo:

Princess Morbucks serving some truth tea. 

how come she has fingers but none of the main characters of the show do?

She could afford to buy fingers

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pudgealicious88:

that last one tho…

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maybeisjustadream:

9x18

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ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

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mygayshoes:

Everyone points out that Robert Downey Jr basically IS Tony Stark, but the same can be said for Mark Ruffalo who basically IS Bruce Banner.

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I mean-

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Seriously-

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Basically-

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It’s pretty obvious-

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That he-

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 IS Bruce Banner.

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hell-and-infinity:

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.
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ruinedchildhood:

I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke…. 

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tazalspade:

tazalspade:

tumblr is getting rid of all blogs that arent sonic blogs

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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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celestial-sexhair:

this man kills bloodthirsty monsters

this man stopped the apolocalypse

this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell

858,010 plays

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

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